The Redneck Car

Finally, a vehicle that will meet the standards and approval of both the 
hunting trail and your in-laws.  

"The Mercedinator.   Redneck style, going a country mile."

~ Charles Maynard

Rich/deep pocket rednecks.. REJOICE!!!

OH YEAH!! Now I can go mudding in STYLE!!

DANG IT!! I ASKED FOR FORTY INCH RIMS! NOT THIRTIES!! DANG DARN IT!!!

Introducing, the all new millenium "Redneck Lift Kits". Exclusively from Merceded-Benz.

Tired of being stuck in your luxurious Mercedes during traffic jams? Well, I have the solution!!...

ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!! This is to all ya'll rich rednecks out there. Tired of being late to the office, to the NASCAR races and/or getting s*** faced with your friends at the local bar, due to bumper to bumper traffic? Well, my friends... ya'll in LUCK!!! YEP!!

Now you can have your mudding n' champain too!!

Luxury never looked so... BAD-ASS!!

HEY, U! YEAH, U! IN THE DA BENTLY... BET U I CAN GET TO WHEREVER U ARE GOING FASTER AND IN LESS DISTANCE THEN U!

AH S***!! NOW I CAN'T RUN OVER MY IN-LAWS! DANG IT!

HEY, DARLIN'. LEST SAY U AND ME CLIMB ON IN THE BACK SEAT AND TEST OUT THE SUSPENSION! SEE WHAT THIS THANG CAN REALLY DO?!

HEY, WHACHA KNOW?!! THE AIR IS THINNER AT HIGHER ATMOSPHERE!! GO FIGURE!!

~ Lee T

If your wheels are bigger than your car, you might be a redneck. ~ Sheila Moss

Nothing could help this - not even cheap gas.  ~ Sheila Moss

Don't let OPEC scare you!  The larger tires allow for greater gas mileage making this Hillbilly Hill Stomper a far more affordable alternative than you may think! ~ Marta Martin

If I can just find some spinner wheel covers for this thing, I'll be known as Snoop Dawgy Redneck! 
~ Mark Berryman

"UT Viagra Experiment" ~ David Decker

"Rolling Deer Stand (For The Discriminating Redneck}" ~ David Decker

"High Cotton 4 Wheel Drive" ~ David Decker

"Muffy's Monster Mercedes" ~ David Decker

"Come On, Cut Me Off Again, Yankee!" ~ David Decker

What do ya mean, "Phallic Symbolism?" ~ John Brock

"Like it? . . . Well, you can to take your Mama and the kids to church in it.  Nobody'll notice." ~ Neil O. Jones

The redneck Mercedes. Redneck style with luxury comforts. ~ Nick Poleshaj