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The Redneck Car

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Finally, a vehicle that will meet the standards and approval of both the
hunting trail and your in-laws.~ Charles Maynard

"The Mercedinator. Redneck style, going a country mile."~ Charles Maynard

Rich/deep pocket rednecks.. REJOICE!!!~ Lee T

OH YEAH!! Now I can go mudding in STYLE!!~ Lee T

DANG IT!! I ASKED FOR FORTY INCH RIMS! NOT THIRTIES!! DANG DARN IT!!!~ Lee T

Introducing, the all new millenium "Redneck Lift Kits". Exclusively from Merceded-Benz.~ Lee T

Tired of being stuck in your luxurious Mercedes during traffic jams? Well, I have the solution!!...~ Lee T

ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!! This is to all ya'll rich rednecks out there. Tired of being late to the office, to the NASCAR races and/or getting s*** faced with your friends at the local bar, due to bumper to bumper traffic? Well, my friends... ya'll in LUCK!!! YEP!!~ Lee T

Now you can have your mudding n' champain too!!~ Lee T

Luxury never looked so... BAD-ASS!!~ Lee T

HEY, U! YEAH, U! IN THE DA BENTLY... BET U I CAN GET TO WHEREVER U ARE GOING FASTER AND IN LESS DISTANCE THEN U!~ Lee T

AH S***!! NOW I CAN'T RUN OVER MY IN-LAWS! DANG IT!~ Lee T

HEY, DARLIN'. LEST SAY U AND ME CLIMB ON IN THE BACK SEAT AND TEST OUT THE SUSPENSION! SEE WHAT THIS THANG CAN REALLY DO?!~ Lee T

HEY, WHACHA KNOW?!! THE AIR IS THINNER AT HIGHER ATMOSPHERE!! GO FIGURE!!~ Lee T

If your wheels are bigger than your car, you might be a redneck. ~ Sheila Moss

Nothing could help this - not even cheap gas. ~ Sheila Moss

Don't let OPEC scare you! The larger tires allow for greater gas mileage making this Hillbilly Hill Stomper a far more affordable alternative than you may think! ~ Marta Martin

If I can just find some spinner wheel covers for this thing, I'll be known as Snoop Dawgy Redneck!
~ Mark Berryman

"UT Viagra Experiment" ~ David Decker

"Rolling Deer Stand (For The Discriminating Redneck}" ~ David Decker

"High Cotton 4 Wheel Drive" ~ David Decker

"Muffy's Monster Mercedes" ~ David Decker

"Come On, Cut Me Off Again, Yankee!" ~ David Decker

What do ya mean, "Phallic Symbolism?" ~ John Brock

"Like it? . . . Well, you can to take your Mama and the kids to church in it. Nobody'll notice." ~ Neil O. Jones

The redneck Mercedes. Redneck style with luxury comforts. ~ Nick Poleshaj




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