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out the middleman (marriage counselor) and select a divorce attorney for future
reference; never hurts to be a leg up before you lose it. ~ Mike Bay
Don't put the computer in the bedroom. ~
Sheila
Moss
Let her ride inside the pickup truck instead of in the back.
~ Sheila Moss
The three favorite words a wife can hear her
husband say are not "I love you" but, "Honey, I'm wrong." ~ Barbara
Madden
I think it is real romantic when my
man tells me I only have to clean out the dawg pen every other week end. ~
Becky Cox
Spend more time with her than the dog. ~
Phil
Jones
Remember that the answer to 2 out of any 3 given questions you ask her will be
"No!".
~ Phil Jones
Never ever blame your wife's emotions on her fluctuating
hormones. ~ Carrie English
Your mounted deer heads will look fine in the garage. ~ Carrie
English
If you have to smell the pits of your shirts to deem
whether it is wearable or not, throw it in the hamper. It's not. ~ Carrie
English
I found these words and phrases to be definite
no-nos:
* You're being ridiculous * Leave me alone for just a minute * Childish * I
didn't say your new outfit was pretty because we were in a hurry * Listen,
that's not what I said * As soon as my TV show is over * Here we go again * You
don't have the guts to do anything with that knife ~ Curt Brandao
Remember, there are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither works. ~ Mike
Bay
Always remember that she is a much better
cook than your mother ever was.
- Shelly Youngdren
1) Separate homes. On opposite sides of the nation.
2) Ladies, understand a man needs a night out with the boys. At least that's
what we'll tell you.
3) Men, understand ladies need a night out and who with is none of your damn
business.
4) Instead of having children, buy a cappucin monkey. At least they can be
trained to accept money when you play an old fashioned organ music box.
5) Men do things that appear odd. Get used to this. Men also find many of
these things amusing.
6) Women do things that just ARE odd. No one has ever gotten used to this,
even the women doing it. Men may find it amusing, but they never find out if
women do.
7) Pickup lines no longer work.
8) There is no No. 8.
9) Thank you for reading this.
~ Ben Baker
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