Southern Humorists.com

home search help contact
 
   

 

 

 

 

Fried Jelly Beans

From the SoHum Test Kitchen

 


 

 

Is it true that Southerners will deep fry just about anything?

Dip chilled jelly beans in beaten egg then roll in crushed cornflakes until well coated. Dip again and coat again. Then return to fridge for 30 minutes to set up.

Deep fry in peanut oil or good lard until the coating is nicely browned.

Serve with a sprinkle of powered sugar and the customary warning that the contents are very HOT!

The idea is to get eat them while still warm enough to be soft and gooey, sort of the consistency of a nice fresh gummy bear with a crunchy coating, but not hot enough to inflict 3rd-degree tongue burns.



PS: The secret to deep frying jelly beans is to use a basket or you will lose them in the deep fryer.... adds Cowboy Mark.

 

And there you have it folks, proof that Southerners will indeed fry anything.

We've not yet finished testing this in our SoHum Test Kitchen since we've been busy pickling pig's feet this week. But if you try it anyhow, be sure to write and let us know how good it is!

 

Foolish as it may be, all this stuff is copyrighted... just so you know.

 



Southern Humorists

- Chicken & Road 
- Writing Contest
- Naming a Hamster
- Bad Love Poems
- Boiled Peanuts
- Tipsy Chicken
- Marriage Advice
- Snake Handlin'
- Rhubarb
- Bacon Grease
- Ressel Pees
- Sassafras
- Fried Jelly Beans
- Sneaky Snake
- Snipe Huntin'
- Super Dudes
- Big Butts
- Redneck Car
- Purty Peggy
- Summer Thangs
- Tub O' Lard
- W'men or Girls
- Exclamation Mark
- Cut the Mustard
- Rooster Contest



 

Southern Humorists 
Humor Writers
  Humor Columnists
  Funny Bloggers 
Comedy Writers
 Online Support & 
Journalist Trade 
Discussion Group
Est. 2003

     Southern Humorists Trucker Hat
SoHum Merchandise


Redneck American Gothic

Dixie Dispatch


   Featured Writer at Southern Humorists

Grab a Button!.

Members' Websites
& Blogs

Frequently Asked
Questions


LIKE US 
at
Facebook

SouthernHumorists


Promote Your Page Too


 

Home  Team  Shop  Join   Dixie Dispatch   Banners  Contact Us

"We Cover the Country Like Kudzu"

Copyright 2013 Southern Humorists' Enterprises
Editor - Angela Gillaspie | Editor - Sheila Moss | Consulting Editor - Ben Baker | Moderator Mark Berryman
Dixie Dispatch by Angela Gillaspie | SouthernHumorists.com by Sheila Moss | Publicity Editor - Leeuna Foster