Some folks had questions about the uses for bacon
Naturally the Southern Humorists were happy to suggest uses for
Bacon Grease - Greatest Thing in the World
1. Seasoning for beans, greens, and other foods that
2. It is the best oil for frying eggs for breakfast.
3. Wanna season a frying pan?
a) build fire
b) coat frying pan liberally with bacon grease
c) throw pan on fire
d) remove when fire is out and pan is cooled
e) once seasoned, continue to use bacon grease
to keep pan from rusting.
4. Bacon grease, stale biscuits and table scraps
make for good food for your dogs during hunting season; the extra
fat converts to energy for your hunting companion.
5. Use to grease pig in greased pig catching contest.
6. Makes a good makeup for your fancy date.
© By Shag Baker
BLT Hair Conditioner
coat your hair with cooled bacon grease, wrap coated hair in a towel
and allow to sit for 8-10 minutes. Wash hair with lettuce and tomato
based shampoo available at Bubba and Cooter's Health Food Stores
everywhere. Before drying hair dab a small amount of Miracle Whip in
your hand as a styling agent and gently run fingers through your
hair, keeping in mind a little goes along way.
Then dry hair with a blow dryer set on low and while
standing over your toaster as it toasts at least four pieces of
Wonder bread. This will allow the aroma of toasted bread to permeate
the hair follicles. Style as usual. You will benefit from the aroma
of BLT's for days to come!
© By Barbara Madden
A couple more things about bacon drippins
Foolish as it may be, all this stuff is
copyrighted. Just thought we'd remind you.